Hola!! To most gringos, Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get drunk and fire bullets into the air.  The boys at The Drunken Noodle are no different (sans the guns -- they couldn't find any in time).  Along the way they dip into their mailbag and answer questions from some adoring female listeners. Muy caliente!

Noodles of Note:
  • If you see something floating off the coast of Mexico, it's very likely a bloated Canadian
  • Attractive women: you are always -- always! -- being watched. (You're welcome.)
  • Facebook is a great way to stay in touch with exes who want nothing to do with you
  • A college football coach just nailed your daughter. Or was it John Edwards?
  • Billy G enjoys bringing doormen to their knees
  • Please donate your used toilet seats to Jason -- he's a collector
3/8/2013 02:41:01 pm

I saw all the episode and the points you mention is absolutely right. I am looking for next episode.

4/29/2013 08:42:54 pm

Hola!! To most gringos, Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get drunk and fire bullets into the air.

10/2/2013 08:46:31 am

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3/18/2014 05:49:57 pm

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    The Drunken Noodle

    Let's face it: We were all once knuckle-scraping, libido-driven apes, confused by sounds and images, enraged by perceived slights, relentlessly aroused by the opposite sex. And never is our biological legacy more obvious than during The Drunken Noodle podcast, when three post-Neanderthals -- Jason, Bryan and Billy G -- armed only with booze, a poorly-defined concept of communication, and a cumulative knowledge based on decades of educational ineptitude, get together and discuss whatever comes into their heads. The Drunken Noodle is less a podcast than an acknowledgement  and journey into de-evolution.


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