EPISODE 5: DARK 'N' STORMY
Billy G was back in studio for a tangle with that favorite drink of pirates and yachtsmen alike: The Dark 'n' Stormy. The bad news is, the audio leaves something to be desired. The good news is, you have your health and you don't smell nearly as bad as strangers on the subway say you do.
Noodles of Note:
Noodles of Note:
- Ex-girlfriends are hotbeds of criminal activity and mental insanity
- If you're a movie exec, Bryan's dad is sending your asshole kids to college
- Bill feeds at the androgynous teet of glam metal
- Christopher Cross is a sweaty, fat-ass'd genius who probably hates MTV
- Fucking David Carradine
- Jason has lost some range on his long-distance money shot
- Does your significant other want you at 'full beaker?'