EPISODE 1: CRYSTAL SKULL VODKA
(Spoiler: We didn't know what the fuck we were doing. Spoiler 2: We still don't.)
Jason and Bryan introduce themselves to the world as heavy-drinking heterosexuals -- and then jump right into a noodle on The Real Housewives franchise. Um...
Noodles of Note:
- Drinking breast milk
- Masturbation, girlfriends' policy of
- Quantum physics (aka Snorting pixie sticks in junior high)