Sportswriter and resident oenophile Sean joined the fray, and as a result the episode became a civilized and ponderous meditation on life's most important topics and the beautiful wonder that is existence. Bullshit. It was the raunchiest drunken noodle yet -- and perhaps the funniest.   

Noodles of Note:

• Bryan's ability and subsequent inability to handle liquor
• Whitey Bulger is a lovable psychopath, beloved by all who fear him
• Athletes: They love to get drunk (and some of them have massive members)
• Sweaty nether regions men crave
• And, of course, masturbation

All that needs to be said about this episode is, Holy Shit Balls!  Guest funnyman Marc brought Absinthe and shit got crazy. You know how Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter on acid? Similarly, Marc did about half the podcast in full blackout mode. After a certain point he doesn't remember a thing, which is perhaps for the best.

Noodles of Note:

• Miami B-girls
• Skinny jeans
• Hairy Turkish tacos (not what you think)
• Jason's oddly shaped head
• And of course, masturbation (specifically how Jason wanks it like a girl)