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EPISODE 5: DARK 'N' STORMY

Billy G was back in studio for a tangle with that favorite drink of pirates and yachtsmen alike: The Dark 'n' Stormy. The bad news is, the audio leaves something to be desired. The good news is,  you have your health and you don't smell nearly as bad as strangers on the subway say you do.

Noodles of Note:
  • Ex-girlfriends are hotbeds of criminal activity and mental insanity
  • If you're a movie exec, Bryan's dad is sending your asshole kids to college
  • Bill feeds at the androgynous teet of glam metal
  • Christopher Cross is a sweaty, fat-ass'd genius who probably hates MTV
  • Fucking David Carradine
  • Jason has lost some range on his long-distance money shot
  • Does your significant other want you at 'full beaker?'

 


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04/30/2013 6:41am

The bad news is, the audio leaves something to be desired. The good news is, you have your health and you don't smell nearly as bad as strangers on the subway say you do.

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07/11/2013 12:08am

The Dark 'N Stormy gained popularity through the sailing community up and down the east coast of the US, having been brought home by various sailors who frequented Bermuda. Most bars in port towns from Portland, ME to Newport, RI to Annapolis, MD and beyond have the Dark N Stormy on their menu, made with various brands of Ginger Beer.

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03/19/2014 3:48am

Great post. Thank you for sharing with us.

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