Episode 1: Crystal Skull Vodka

07/07/2011

EPISODE 1: CRYSTAL SKULL VODKA

The inaugural episode!
(Spoiler: We didn't know what the fuck we were doing. Spoiler 2: We still don't.)
Jason and Bryan introduce themselves to the world as heavy-drinking heterosexuals -- and then jump right into a noodle on The Real Housewives franchise. Um...

Noodles of Note:

Drinking breast milk
Masturbation, girlfriends' policy of
Quantum physics (aka Snorting pixie sticks in junior high)

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